This full-day class teaches you exactly what to do if women’s emergencies or birth emergencies happen when hospitals are unavailable, help is far away, or the grid is down.

No medical background needed.

1. Women’s Health Emergencies (Grid-Down Edition)

How to handle the most common and most dangerous women’s issues when modern care isn’t available.

You’ll learn how to recognize, manage, and support:

• UTIs, yeast infections, and basic vaginal infections.
• Sudden pelvic pain, abnormal bleeding, and cycle problems.
• What to do if someone is sexually assaulted.
• How to handle birth control questions and risks when supplies are limited.
• What supplies every woman should have on hand.
• What’s normal, what’s not, and when you need to act fast.
  

This section is practical, direct, and built for anyone who may need to protect or care for women in an emergency situation.

2. How to Deliver a Baby Safely (Uncomplicated Births)

Step-by-step instruction on how to help a woman through a normal birth from start to finish:

• When to stay home vs. when to move (if you even can)
• What to do during labor
• How to safely “catch” a baby
• Hand placement and positioning
  

What to expect in the first minutes after birth

• How to care for mom and baby in the first hour
• What to do with the cord and placenta
• What’s normal and what’s not
  

If you’ve ever thought, “I hope I never have to do this” this section removes the fear and teaches you the reality.

3. Birth Emergencies (When Things Go Wrong)

Real-world training for high-risk situations where you are the only help available.

You’ll learn what to do when:

• The baby is breech
• A limb presents
• The cord is in the wrong place
• The baby gets stuck (shoulder dystocia)
• Mom won’t stop bleeding after birth
• Baby isn’t breathing right away
  

These are the situations where seconds matter and knowing what to do can save two lives.

Jessica teaches clear protocols, simple steps, and the safest possible actions you can take with no hospital, no EMS, and no backup.

Important Info

• Recommended for ages 18+ due to the sensitive content.
  
• Minors may attend with a registered parent/guardian (separate ticket required).
  
• Topics include: sexual assault, birth control, adult anatomy, and emergency OB scenarios.
  

After you purchase a ticket:

• You’ll receive your printable ticket
• You’ll receive class directions + all details by email
• Check spam just in case
  

If you have questions, special circumstances, or need help getting registered, we’re here to help.

7:30 AM – Doors Open
Come on in, grab a seat, get comfortable.

Say hi to the people around you.

This is a laid-back, welcoming space. You’re among friends.

8:00 AM – We Get Started
Quick introductions and what the day looks like.

Why knowing women’s health basics actually matters in real life, not just hospitals or emergencies.

8:15 AM – Women’s Health Basics (The Stuff Everyone Should Know)
How the female body works, explained simply.

What’s normal, what’s not, and how to tell when something is going wrong before it becomes an emergency.

9:15 AM – Pregnancy When Help Is Far Away
How to check on a pregnant woman and spot red flags.

What to do if medical care is delayed, unavailable, or far away.

How to think ahead and make a simple emergency plan.

10:30 AM – Break
Stretch, grab a drink, talk to the people at your table.

This is how community starts.

10:45 AM – Labor & Birth: The Real Deal
What normal labor actually looks like.

When to stay calm and when to act fast.

How to support a woman in labor and avoid common mistakes.

How to make decisions when you’re the one there and help isn’t coming.

12:00 PM – Lunch
Bring your own food and hang out.

This is where real connections happen.

Strong communities start with conversations.

1:00 PM – After Birth: Mom & Baby Care
How to spot dangerous bleeding and what to do about it.

Signs of infection or shock that shouldn’t be ignored.

Newborn basics in the first critical hour: breathing, warmth, feeding.
When minutes truly matter.

2:00–4:15 PM – Hands-On Practice
You’ll actually do the things, not just hear about them:

• Supporting different birth positions
  
• Checking a newborn
  
• Stopping heavy bleeding
  
• What’s in an emergency birth kit and how to use it
  

4:30 PM – Wrap-Up
Q&A, real-life scenarios, quick review, certificates.

Swap contact info with people you trust.
What to keep practicing next.

How to stay connected and build local support.

At the end of The Combat Midwife™ Workshop you will be able to:

Identity and treat common female illnesses

Access and care for sexual assault victims

Safely assist in an unplanned out-of-hospital birth when help isn’t coming

Address complications such as breech birth, shoulder dystocia, cord issues, and shock

Manage postpartum hemorrhage with both medical and non-medical tools

Build, store, and use an emergency OB kit with what you already have available

Care for a newborn in the first critical minutes and hours of life

Protect mothers and babies when systems fail without panic, without guessing